HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC (author unknown, translated by Hannah Torres)
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
HannahTorres - 06/28/2003 10:34:20
Aha, and you thought you had gotten rid of me!!!! Finally
exams are over, and I'm free again, free to spread havoc in
the forums. So, I start my chaos-spreading with another
chapter in the famous series -- Antedeluvians Talk About...
This time it's Gehenna Chat Time - the Antideluvians Talk
About MiRC.
Enjoy!
To all Cainites reading this: Gehenna was postponed another
millennium. That was determined not so long ago. The
conversation was logged and reproduced below
Session Started: Wed Mar 31 23:54:23 1999
***Now talking in #Gehennachat
#Gehennachat created on Wed Mar 31 23:51:01 1999
<Tremere> Seems I'm the first one in. Cool. I get to be OP
***Troile joined #Gehennachat
***Tremere changes topic to 'The Elders piss their pants in
fear of the Antediluvians!'
<Troile> Hey, man. How r u?
<Tremere> So-so. U?
<Troile> Sick n tired. Being in torpor under earth and
debris gets *very* boring after some time. Thanks Caine
some of my followers got me a Net connection where I can
Astral Project to and use
<Tremere> As if I didn't know that... let me tell u, being
in a cocoon is no piece of cake, either
<Troile> But at least my children are stirring up some
trouble. It's fun to watch. :)
<Tremere> That stupid Council of the Seven should be doing
that
<Troile> Cocoon?
***Arikel joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Hey! Welcome, Rikky! How r u?
<Arikel> Fine, tnx. And u, Trixy?
<Tremere> I should be keeping my Clan under control, they
spend the whole time involved in stupid intrigues instead
of actually *doing* something
<Troile> What *is* that cocoon thingie?
<Troile> Everything's ok, Rikky
<Arikel> Cocoon?
<Tremere> Just a side effect from something I ate
<Troile> Yeah, tell me about it
<Tremere> I'm in a cocoon just now. I'm astraly connected,
like Troile. I'm metamorphosing into something, and I still
have no idea of what it will be
<Arikel> Looks like u have a BIG problem in your hands
<Tremere> The gossipers in service are making up all sorts
of dreadful things about me
***Assam joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Can't u just use Auspex and check it out, so at
least u have an *idea*?
<Arikel> *sigh* There goes the neighbourhood
<Assam> Damn you! I'm back and I'll destroy you!
<Troile> Yeah, right
<Tremere> I already tried. But it's blocked, somehow
<Assam> My children will feed from the cursed vitae that
runs in your veins and those of your progeny!
<Arikel> Mmm-hmm. Assam, have u already tried therapy, like
I suggested last time we met?
<Troile> You know, Ass, you *really* oughta go jump off a
bridge
<Tremere> Oh, Caine, not *that* again
<Assam> And once we destroy you, we'll find and eliminate
the accursed Khayyin!
<Troile> Yeah, yeah. U can take that and shove it
<Tremere> Look, Assam, do you have anything *constructive*
to say?
***Assam left #Gehennachat
<Arikel> Well, *that* was a relief
<Troile> What about that? He *did* do something
constructive. He left :)
***Absimilliard joined #Gehennachat
<Tremere> He is such a curs
<Troile> Hey, Abby
<Arikel> Abe?
<Tremere> Curse, I mean
***Sutekh joined #Gehennachat
<Sutekh> COME AND VISIT MY GREAT HOMEPAGE
<Arikel> Hi, Set
<Sutekh> I'VE MANY ILLEGAL PROGRAMS
<Tremere> Evening, Set
<Sutekh> AND BRAND NEW PICTURES OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
<Troile> *mutters* Turn that Caps shit off, Set. And what
the devil r u into, *now*?
***Absimilliard left #Gehennachat (ping timeout)
<Arikel> Hm. Abe is having problems with the server
<Sutekh> Sorry! It's the habit
<Tremere> What is *that*?
<Sutekh> My new fraud. One of my neonates came up with the
idea. Corruption through the Net!
<Troile> So, Rikky, when is your film coming out?
<Tremere> Please tell me that is a joke
<Sutekh> It's no joke... it's *very* cool. Like, there are
so many humans who are *impossible* to corrupt face-to-face!
<Arikel> Slow. Can't find a good actor to play Mithras. But
I finally have my Myrddin and my Artorius
***Absimilliard joined #Gehennachat
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<Sutekh> Hi, Abby
<Troile> Well, look at who just entered the channel as soon
as money was mentioned :)
<Arikel> Abe is having problems with the server, Set
***Absimilliard left #Gehennachat
<Veddartha> Good night, everyone. Were you discussing
money? We have finally found common ground, then :)
<Tremere> Hello, Veddartha.
<Troile> Heya, Darth. How r things?
***Tzimisce joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Hey, Tizzy
<Tremere> Ops. Just remembered something. Have 2 go. CYa
<Arikel> Hi, Tzimisce
<Veddartha> Well then, has something memorable happened?
<Tzimisce> Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It is good
to see you again. I believe you are all well, yes?
<Arikel> Set was telling us how he expanded his businesses
by entering the Internet.
***Tremere left #Gehennachat
<Troile> Not really. Except for Ass showing up and making a
fool of himself
<Tzimisce> *sigh* Troile, I have already asked you a
thousand times not to call me that
<Veddartha> Reasonably well, although I still miss the
peace and quiet of before
<Troile> Sorry. It's just that I hate to type ur name,
looks like a damn typo
<Tzimisce> It is unfortunate that our dear brother
surrenders to such completely superfluous activities
<Veddartha> Hmm, it's not that I like to say it, but Assam
clearly illustrates the danger of being similar to Set in
some ways :)
<Troile> Well, Tizzy, *he* is superfluous, so I think that
is natural :)
<Sutekh> :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
<Tzimisce> Has anything of importance related with Gehenna
already been discussed?
<Troile> Eek, he's doing that tongue thingy again
<Arikel> Well, apart from Assam's death threats...
<Sutekh> Well, got 2 go, have a lot of things 2 do! BBL
<Veddartha> I admit that this game is almost as old as I
am, but I never get tired of watching our brother with his
tongue :)
<Troile> CYa, Set
<Arikel> Buhbye, Set
<Tzimisce> Farewell, brother
***Sutekh left #Gehennachat
<Veddartha> Hmph, too slow
<Tzimisce> It is sad, but I am reluctant to consider
Assam's tantrums as *important*
***Absimilliard joined #Gehennachat
<Arikel> Tremere mentioned that he had problems with his
Council
<Troile> I have no regrets about saying it. Assam is an
idiot
<Tzimisce> The Blood Bond *really* tends to be an imprecise
method of control
<Troile> Hey, *I* think it's cool when my cubs show
initiative
<Arikel> Sure you do, Trixy :)
***Tremere joined #Gehennachat
<Tzimisce> Welcome back, brother
<Troile> WB, Tremere!
***Absimilliard left #Gehennachat
<Veddartha> I don't like to burst you bubble, dear, but
there is a difference between initiative and loonies
tearing apart everything they feel like at a moment s notice
<Troile> Well, at least my children *can* act at once
instead of having to spend years in committees only to
decide which newspaper they should subscribe to :P
<Arikel> Calm down, Trixy. He's teasing you.
***Augustus joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Hey there, Auggie!
<Tremere> Well, he-llo there!
<Tzimisce> Greetings, brother
<Veddartha> Which crazy fool would entrust his newspaper
choice to one committee alone and force them to make a
decision in just a few years? More preparation and
aforethought could avoid all subsequent problems
<Arikel> Hi, Augustus.
<Troile> BWAHAHAHAHAH
<Augustus> Good, good, good. I believe you didn't have to
wait long for me, fellows?
<Tzimisce> Anybody knows if Ennoia will come today?
***Malkav joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> X-lent, Darth :)
<Tremere> I don't think so, Tzimisce.
<Arikel> Actually, no, Augustus. Only chatting.
<Veddartha> *My* committees will possibly finish their
debates soon. Maybe while the newspapers are being printed
<Troile> Hi, Malkav
<Troile> BWAHAHAHAHAA
<Arikel> hI, mALKAV
<Tremere> Malkav! When is your Book of Nod coming out?: )
<Arikel> Ooops. Damn Caps Lock key. Sorry
<Veddartha> I don't think she's coming, Tzimisce. Nor
Ravnos, or Lasombra; they said they'd be busy, after you
left the last chat
<Malkav> Everything's fine. I don't believe that those
idiots fall for that complete nonsense even without blinking
<Augustus> Tzimisce, would you mind discussing a
Thaumaturgical matter? I have a proposal...
<Troile> Well, Malkav, like you said... they *are* idiots :)
<Arikel> Ennoia told me that she was having problems in
central Europe
<Malkav> Now, just hear this. 'In the year of umpty-umpty-
umpty-one, when the Gates will open, the Problem will
come.' Can you *believe* people actually takes this stuff
seriously? :)
<Tzimisce> Possibly. What do you have in mind?
***Caine joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Heya, Caine!
<Veddartha> Greetings, Grandsire.
<Arikel> Grandpa! :)) *hugs Caine*
<Caine> Thank you, children. Good to see you again.
<Tzimisce> Master of us all, it is good to have you here.
<Troile> Whazzup?
<Caine> Errr... bad news. I fear we will have to postpone
it for another thousand years.
<Troile> WHAT?!?!?
<Arikel> Grandpa, you can't be serious!
<Caine> Sorry. I am.
<Troile> Not *that* again!! That's what you said back in
1000 a.C.!
<Tremere> Why?
<Caine> Mystic reasons, far from your understanding, I
fear. The stars are not aligned
<Troile> I'm leaving, I'm not going to lose my time with
this shit
***Troile left #Gehennachat
<Veddartha> Well, there's nothing else to be done about that
<Arikel> Trixy was rude, Grandpa, but he was somewhat
right. U *can't* postpone it constantly
<Tremere> Well, I'd better go check on my Council
<Tzimisce> I'll leave for a while. E-mail me if you meet
again
***Tremere left #Gehennachat
<Arikel> Bye bye, Tzimisce
***Tzimisce left #Gehennachat
<Augustus> Well, since all the *others* are leaving... say,
Veddartha, do you want to join me at #Moneychat?
<Arikel> *sigh* I'm leaving, too
<Caine> Errrr. Excuse me, I didn't mean to *annoy* anyone
<Malkav> *sigh* U r just a little *rude*, grandpa
<Veddartha> Thanks, dear Augustus. I think I'll go there
***Veddartha left #Gehennachat
***Arikel left #Gehennachat
***Augustus left #Gehennachat
<Caine> It's just the both of us now
<Malkav> Can t believe it worked, hehehehh. U R 2 m
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
HannahTorres - 06/28/2003 11:34:09
<Caine> It's just the two of us now
<Malkav> Can t believe it worked, hehehehh. U R 2 much!
***Caine is now known as Ravnos
<Ravnos> I try, heheheh. That gives us another thousand
years to have fun at their expense
<Malkav> What do we do if Grandpa *really* shows up?
<Ravnos> Dunno... run away very fast? See u in a thousand
years.
<Malkav> U 2, man.
***Ravnos left #Gehennachat
***Malkav left #Gehennachat
Session Close: Thu Apr 1 00:29:34 1999
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
HannahTorres - 06/28/2003 11:34:50
<Caine> It's just the two of us now
<Malkav> Can t believe it worked, hehehehh. U R 2 much!
***Caine is now known as Ravnos
<Ravnos> I try, heheheh. That gives us another thousand
years to have fun at their expense
<Malkav> What do we do if Grandpa *really* shows up?
<Ravnos> Dunno... run away very fast? See u in a thousand
years.
<Malkav> U 2, man.
***Ravnos left #Gehennachat
***Malkav left #Gehennachat
Session Close: Thu Apr 1 00:29:34 1999
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
loke_dogg - 06/28/2003 12:41:19
ROFL!!
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
Telgar - 06/28/2003 13:03:51
*applause!*
"Your inability to understand me comes not from the fact
that I'm confusing, but from the fact that you're stupid."
Telgar, Cappadocian Primogen
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
Vyran - 06/29/2003 02:42:31 - tycho28@attbi.com
[[<Tremere> Just a side effect from something I ate]]
Heh. Nice job.
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
Solus - 06/30/2003 20:57:53
Thank you, Hannah :) Nice to see you back. I had seen this
in Portugese (?) but if I put it through an online
translator I got something about a bag ... which I knew
couldn't be right ... It looked like it would be funny, and
I did consider learning Portugese out of frustration! Now I
know what they're saying, and it is. :)
Solus
nur ein
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
RosestoRazors - 07/02/2003 10:32:42
Awesome. Ravnos-As-Caine completely caught me by surprise.
Two Thumbs up. Make more!
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
HannahTorres - 07/03/2003 07:05:31
LOL
I wish I could say this was made by me, but it wasn't. I
merely acted as a translator - it was a Brazilian who wrote
this. True, it had many In-Jokes and Puns, which I was hard-
pressed to translate, but I tried to be as faithful as I
could.
The only "Antedeluvian Talk About" I ever wrote was a
rather short and unispired "Antedeluvians Talk About
Dungeons & Dragons". Should anybody be interested I'll post
it again.
Thanks for enjoying my translation! You made it worth my
while!
Happy Reading!!!
Hannah Torres
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
harukaze - 07/10/2003 07:45:34 - mgoodwin@drew.edu
Anyone know if that guy wrote anything else? Granted it'd
need to be translated first, not sure if you're up for
another one like that, but if it's anything like this one,
I'd think it would be well worth it. Since I wouldn't be
abel to read the original, I can't say I know what the
original jokes were, but this version was absolutely
hillarious.
HannahTorres - 06/28/2003 10:34:20
Aha, and you thought you had gotten rid of me!!!! Finally
exams are over, and I'm free again, free to spread havoc in
the forums. So, I start my chaos-spreading with another
chapter in the famous series -- Antedeluvians Talk About...
This time it's Gehenna Chat Time - the Antideluvians Talk
About MiRC.
Enjoy!
To all Cainites reading this: Gehenna was postponed another
millennium. That was determined not so long ago. The
conversation was logged and reproduced below
Session Started: Wed Mar 31 23:54:23 1999
***Now talking in #Gehennachat
#Gehennachat created on Wed Mar 31 23:51:01 1999
<Tremere> Seems I'm the first one in. Cool. I get to be OP
***Troile joined #Gehennachat
***Tremere changes topic to 'The Elders piss their pants in
fear of the Antediluvians!'
<Troile> Hey, man. How r u?
<Tremere> So-so. U?
<Troile> Sick n tired. Being in torpor under earth and
debris gets *very* boring after some time. Thanks Caine
some of my followers got me a Net connection where I can
Astral Project to and use
<Tremere> As if I didn't know that... let me tell u, being
in a cocoon is no piece of cake, either
<Troile> But at least my children are stirring up some
trouble. It's fun to watch. :)
<Tremere> That stupid Council of the Seven should be doing
that
<Troile> Cocoon?
***Arikel joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Hey! Welcome, Rikky! How r u?
<Arikel> Fine, tnx. And u, Trixy?
<Tremere> I should be keeping my Clan under control, they
spend the whole time involved in stupid intrigues instead
of actually *doing* something
<Troile> What *is* that cocoon thingie?
<Troile> Everything's ok, Rikky
<Arikel> Cocoon?
<Tremere> Just a side effect from something I ate
<Troile> Yeah, tell me about it
<Tremere> I'm in a cocoon just now. I'm astraly connected,
like Troile. I'm metamorphosing into something, and I still
have no idea of what it will be
<Arikel> Looks like u have a BIG problem in your hands
<Tremere> The gossipers in service are making up all sorts
of dreadful things about me
***Assam joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Can't u just use Auspex and check it out, so at
least u have an *idea*?
<Arikel> *sigh* There goes the neighbourhood
<Assam> Damn you! I'm back and I'll destroy you!
<Troile> Yeah, right
<Tremere> I already tried. But it's blocked, somehow
<Assam> My children will feed from the cursed vitae that
runs in your veins and those of your progeny!
<Arikel> Mmm-hmm. Assam, have u already tried therapy, like
I suggested last time we met?
<Troile> You know, Ass, you *really* oughta go jump off a
bridge
<Tremere> Oh, Caine, not *that* again
<Assam> And once we destroy you, we'll find and eliminate
the accursed Khayyin!
<Troile> Yeah, yeah. U can take that and shove it
<Tremere> Look, Assam, do you have anything *constructive*
to say?
***Assam left #Gehennachat
<Arikel> Well, *that* was a relief
<Troile> What about that? He *did* do something
constructive. He left :)
***Absimilliard joined #Gehennachat
<Tremere> He is such a curs
<Troile> Hey, Abby
<Arikel> Abe?
<Tremere> Curse, I mean
***Sutekh joined #Gehennachat
<Sutekh> COME AND VISIT MY GREAT HOMEPAGE
<Arikel> Hi, Set
<Sutekh> I'VE MANY ILLEGAL PROGRAMS
<Tremere> Evening, Set
<Sutekh> AND BRAND NEW PICTURES OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
<Troile> *mutters* Turn that Caps shit off, Set. And what
the devil r u into, *now*?
***Absimilliard left #Gehennachat (ping timeout)
<Arikel> Hm. Abe is having problems with the server
<Sutekh> Sorry! It's the habit
<Tremere> What is *that*?
<Sutekh> My new fraud. One of my neonates came up with the
idea. Corruption through the Net!
<Troile> So, Rikky, when is your film coming out?
<Tremere> Please tell me that is a joke
<Sutekh> It's no joke... it's *very* cool. Like, there are
so many humans who are *impossible* to corrupt face-to-face!
<Arikel> Slow. Can't find a good actor to play Mithras. But
I finally have my Myrddin and my Artorius
***Absimilliard joined #Gehennachat
***Veddartha joined #Gehennachat
<Sutekh> Hi, Abby
<Troile> Well, look at who just entered the channel as soon
as money was mentioned :)
<Arikel> Abe is having problems with the server, Set
***Absimilliard left #Gehennachat
<Veddartha> Good night, everyone. Were you discussing
money? We have finally found common ground, then :)
<Tremere> Hello, Veddartha.
<Troile> Heya, Darth. How r things?
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<Troile> Hey, Tizzy
<Tremere> Ops. Just remembered something. Have 2 go. CYa
<Arikel> Hi, Tzimisce
<Veddartha> Well then, has something memorable happened?
<Tzimisce> Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It is good
to see you again. I believe you are all well, yes?
<Arikel> Set was telling us how he expanded his businesses
by entering the Internet.
***Tremere left #Gehennachat
<Troile> Not really. Except for Ass showing up and making a
fool of himself
<Tzimisce> *sigh* Troile, I have already asked you a
thousand times not to call me that
<Veddartha> Reasonably well, although I still miss the
peace and quiet of before
<Troile> Sorry. It's just that I hate to type ur name,
looks like a damn typo
<Tzimisce> It is unfortunate that our dear brother
surrenders to such completely superfluous activities
<Veddartha> Hmm, it's not that I like to say it, but Assam
clearly illustrates the danger of being similar to Set in
some ways :)
<Troile> Well, Tizzy, *he* is superfluous, so I think that
is natural :)
<Sutekh> :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
<Tzimisce> Has anything of importance related with Gehenna
already been discussed?
<Troile> Eek, he's doing that tongue thingy again
<Arikel> Well, apart from Assam's death threats...
<Sutekh> Well, got 2 go, have a lot of things 2 do! BBL
<Veddartha> I admit that this game is almost as old as I
am, but I never get tired of watching our brother with his
tongue :)
<Troile> CYa, Set
<Arikel> Buhbye, Set
<Tzimisce> Farewell, brother
***Sutekh left #Gehennachat
<Veddartha> Hmph, too slow
<Tzimisce> It is sad, but I am reluctant to consider
Assam's tantrums as *important*
***Absimilliard joined #Gehennachat
<Arikel> Tremere mentioned that he had problems with his
Council
<Troile> I have no regrets about saying it. Assam is an
idiot
<Tzimisce> The Blood Bond *really* tends to be an imprecise
method of control
<Troile> Hey, *I* think it's cool when my cubs show
initiative
<Arikel> Sure you do, Trixy :)
***Tremere joined #Gehennachat
<Tzimisce> Welcome back, brother
<Troile> WB, Tremere!
***Absimilliard left #Gehennachat
<Veddartha> I don't like to burst you bubble, dear, but
there is a difference between initiative and loonies
tearing apart everything they feel like at a moment s notice
<Troile> Well, at least my children *can* act at once
instead of having to spend years in committees only to
decide which newspaper they should subscribe to :P
<Arikel> Calm down, Trixy. He's teasing you.
***Augustus joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Hey there, Auggie!
<Tremere> Well, he-llo there!
<Tzimisce> Greetings, brother
<Veddartha> Which crazy fool would entrust his newspaper
choice to one committee alone and force them to make a
decision in just a few years? More preparation and
aforethought could avoid all subsequent problems
<Arikel> Hi, Augustus.
<Troile> BWAHAHAHAHAH
<Augustus> Good, good, good. I believe you didn't have to
wait long for me, fellows?
<Tzimisce> Anybody knows if Ennoia will come today?
***Malkav joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> X-lent, Darth :)
<Tremere> I don't think so, Tzimisce.
<Arikel> Actually, no, Augustus. Only chatting.
<Veddartha> *My* committees will possibly finish their
debates soon. Maybe while the newspapers are being printed
<Troile> Hi, Malkav
<Troile> BWAHAHAHAHAA
<Arikel> hI, mALKAV
<Tremere> Malkav! When is your Book of Nod coming out?: )
<Arikel> Ooops. Damn Caps Lock key. Sorry
<Veddartha> I don't think she's coming, Tzimisce. Nor
Ravnos, or Lasombra; they said they'd be busy, after you
left the last chat
<Malkav> Everything's fine. I don't believe that those
idiots fall for that complete nonsense even without blinking
<Augustus> Tzimisce, would you mind discussing a
Thaumaturgical matter? I have a proposal...
<Troile> Well, Malkav, like you said... they *are* idiots :)
<Arikel> Ennoia told me that she was having problems in
central Europe
<Malkav> Now, just hear this. 'In the year of umpty-umpty-
umpty-one, when the Gates will open, the Problem will
come.' Can you *believe* people actually takes this stuff
seriously? :)
<Tzimisce> Possibly. What do you have in mind?
***Caine joined #Gehennachat
<Troile> Heya, Caine!
<Veddartha> Greetings, Grandsire.
<Arikel> Grandpa! :)) *hugs Caine*
<Caine> Thank you, children. Good to see you again.
<Tzimisce> Master of us all, it is good to have you here.
<Troile> Whazzup?
<Caine> Errr... bad news. I fear we will have to postpone
it for another thousand years.
<Troile> WHAT?!?!?
<Arikel> Grandpa, you can't be serious!
<Caine> Sorry. I am.
<Troile> Not *that* again!! That's what you said back in
1000 a.C.!
<Tremere> Why?
<Caine> Mystic reasons, far from your understanding, I
fear. The stars are not aligned
<Troile> I'm leaving, I'm not going to lose my time with
this shit
***Troile left #Gehennachat
<Veddartha> Well, there's nothing else to be done about that
<Arikel> Trixy was rude, Grandpa, but he was somewhat
right. U *can't* postpone it constantly
<Tremere> Well, I'd better go check on my Council
<Tzimisce> I'll leave for a while. E-mail me if you meet
again
***Tremere left #Gehennachat
<Arikel> Bye bye, Tzimisce
***Tzimisce left #Gehennachat
<Augustus> Well, since all the *others* are leaving... say,
Veddartha, do you want to join me at #Moneychat?
<Arikel> *sigh* I'm leaving, too
<Caine> Errrr. Excuse me, I didn't mean to *annoy* anyone
<Malkav> *sigh* U r just a little *rude*, grandpa
<Veddartha> Thanks, dear Augustus. I think I'll go there
***Veddartha left #Gehennachat
***Arikel left #Gehennachat
***Augustus left #Gehennachat
<Caine> It's just the both of us now
<Malkav> Can t believe it worked, hehehehh. U R 2 m
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
HannahTorres - 06/28/2003 11:34:09
<Caine> It's just the two of us now
<Malkav> Can t believe it worked, hehehehh. U R 2 much!
***Caine is now known as Ravnos
<Ravnos> I try, heheheh. That gives us another thousand
years to have fun at their expense
<Malkav> What do we do if Grandpa *really* shows up?
<Ravnos> Dunno... run away very fast? See u in a thousand
years.
<Malkav> U 2, man.
***Ravnos left #Gehennachat
***Malkav left #Gehennachat
Session Close: Thu Apr 1 00:29:34 1999
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
HannahTorres - 06/28/2003 11:34:50
<Caine> It's just the two of us now
<Malkav> Can t believe it worked, hehehehh. U R 2 much!
***Caine is now known as Ravnos
<Ravnos> I try, heheheh. That gives us another thousand
years to have fun at their expense
<Malkav> What do we do if Grandpa *really* shows up?
<Ravnos> Dunno... run away very fast? See u in a thousand
years.
<Malkav> U 2, man.
***Ravnos left #Gehennachat
***Malkav left #Gehennachat
Session Close: Thu Apr 1 00:29:34 1999
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
loke_dogg - 06/28/2003 12:41:19
ROFL!!
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
Telgar - 06/28/2003 13:03:51
*applause!*
"Your inability to understand me comes not from the fact
that I'm confusing, but from the fact that you're stupid."
Telgar, Cappadocian Primogen
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
Vyran - 06/29/2003 02:42:31 - tycho28@attbi.com
[[<Tremere> Just a side effect from something I ate]]
Heh. Nice job.
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
Solus - 06/30/2003 20:57:53
Thank you, Hannah :) Nice to see you back. I had seen this
in Portugese (?) but if I put it through an online
translator I got something about a bag ... which I knew
couldn't be right ... It looked like it would be funny, and
I did consider learning Portugese out of frustration! Now I
know what they're saying, and it is. :)
Solus
nur ein
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
RosestoRazors - 07/02/2003 10:32:42
Awesome. Ravnos-As-Caine completely caught me by surprise.
Two Thumbs up. Make more!
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
HannahTorres - 07/03/2003 07:05:31
LOL
I wish I could say this was made by me, but it wasn't. I
merely acted as a translator - it was a Brazilian who wrote
this. True, it had many In-Jokes and Puns, which I was hard-
pressed to translate, but I tried to be as faithful as I
could.
The only "Antedeluvian Talk About" I ever wrote was a
rather short and unispired "Antedeluvians Talk About
Dungeons & Dragons". Should anybody be interested I'll post
it again.
Thanks for enjoying my translation! You made it worth my
while!
Happy Reading!!!
Hannah Torres
Subject: HUMOR - Ante. Talk About MiRC
harukaze - 07/10/2003 07:45:34 - mgoodwin@drew.edu
Anyone know if that guy wrote anything else? Granted it'd
need to be translated first, not sure if you're up for
another one like that, but if it's anything like this one,
I'd think it would be well worth it. Since I wouldn't be
abel to read the original, I can't say I know what the
original jokes were, but this version was absolutely
hillarious.
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